BOMB BLAST k bad 1 admi chilla raha tha,
O GOD, mera hath urr gaya.
PATHAN: hosla kro mat roo
dekho us admi ka sar urr gaya hy, wo b to chup chap leta hy:-/
Akbar: Anarkali tujhe kya chahiye?
Taaj ya Takht?
Anarkli: Jahan-e-panah mujhe na Taaj chahiye aur na hi Takht
bs
“UPS”
lagwa do.
Allha da wasta j..
Did You Know . . .?
That
High “Heels” are a man’s invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away.
That
High “Heels” are a man’s invention
To Make It Harder For A
Woman To Run Away.
Judge : Tum ne Apney Husband ko Qatal Q kia?
Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha?
“April Fool”
In movie Rajnikant is confronted with 3 gangsters.
Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife.
The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Rajnikant has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. He throws the knife at the middle gangster & shoots the bullet towards the knife.
The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.
Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Rajnikant has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. Rajnikant suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Words Written Above A Classroom Clock….
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
“This Clock Will Never Be Stolen,
Coz Too Many Students Are Watching It..!
FaQeer: Pehle ap 10 rupe dete thy
Phir 5, Ab 1 rpya
Q?
Admi:
Pehle me knwara tha
Phr shadi ki,
Ab bache hen
FaQeer:
Bht khob,
Mere paiso se ayaashiaan..!
1 waqt tha aap K msgs aise aaty thy
jesy kisi ne ap k Sir Pe PISTOL rkhi hui hai
or ap se msg krwa rha hai
mgr ab lgta hai
us ne
GoLi mar di?
Ye zrori to nahi k aag se jal jaye insan,
.
Kuch log to mera style dekh k bhi jal jaty hen..
.
Kuch log to mera style dekh k bhi jal jaty hen..
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| ‘..(>
| <|.
O my God !!
| ‘..(>
| <|.
O my God !!
Sardar park me baitha tha.
Friend:
Kya kar raha hy?
Sardar:
Badla le Raha hon!
Friend:
Kese?
Sardar:
Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kar raha hon.
Friend:
Kya kar raha hy?
Sardar:
Badla le Raha hon!
Friend:
Kese?
Sardar:
Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kar raha hon.
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
april fool
Year 2050:
Pakistan National Museum of History & Science
Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.
PM Pakistan ne Iftatah kya.
Pakistan National Museum of History & Science
Main Jalta hua
"Light Bulb"
Dekhne walon ka Rush.
PM Pakistan ne Iftatah kya.
At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do.?
?
?
?
?
Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We R Not Rajnikant
2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.
What Should We Do.?
?
?
?
?
Just Scratch N Sleep Again
We R Not Rajnikant
2 Make The Mosquito Say Sorry.
Frog 2 Nujoomi: Pls tell my future!
Nujoomi: A young smart girl,
will touch u Frog: WoW! when & where?
Nujoomi: Next semester in Biology lab :-)
DABANG SMS:
Agr tm ne hm ko sms na kya tu hm tumhare mobile me itne ched krenge k confuje hojaoge charger kahan lagaye or handfree kahan :-)
Chulbul Pandey.
Pakistan” me
4000 Girls
Hart Atack Se Mr Gai OR
700 Girls Behosh Hogai
480 Ne Khudksi
Krli 350 Ki Halat Nazuk Hai
Q k
Kisi Kaminay Ne Jhoti Afwah Phela Di K (Shazad Khan Bungush) ki shadi ho ge hai..
Admi Pepsi ka glass samnay rakh k ghamzada betha tha.
Dost aa k sath betha
usko thapki di aur glass utha k
aik he ghoont may pi k bola:
Suna Jigar! udas kyon hay?
Dost:
yar aj to din hi bura hay.
Subha bv se jhagra ho gaya, wo chor k chali gai
Rastay may gari kharab ho gai,
Daftar late pohancha
to
Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,
wapsi pe challan hogaya,
ab
khudkushi k liye Zeher peenay laga tha
Wo glass
Tu pee gaya,
apna to din hi bura hay.
Dost aa k sath betha
usko thapki di aur glass utha k
aik he ghoont may pi k bola:
Suna Jigar! udas kyon hay?
Dost:
yar aj to din hi bura hay.
Subha bv se jhagra ho gaya, wo chor k chali gai
Rastay may gari kharab ho gai,
Daftar late pohancha
to
Boss ne nokri se nikal dia,
wapsi pe challan hogaya,
ab
khudkushi k liye Zeher peenay laga tha
Wo glass
Tu pee gaya,
apna to din hi bura hay.
Jidher daikho ishq k bemar baithy hain,
Hazaro mar gaye lakhon bemar baithy hain,
Barbad kar k apni taleem ko girls k pechy,
Phir kehty hain nokri laga do berozgar baithy hain.
Hazaro mar gaye lakhon bemar baithy hain,
Barbad kar k apni taleem ko girls k pechy,
Phir kehty hain nokri laga do berozgar baithy hain.
'Laal baig ko milk
main ubaal ker
dhoop mein sukha
kr laal mirchon k
sath pees ker ketchup
k sath khany se
ulti aa jati hai.
"ZUBAIDA APA K JAN LEVA TOTKE'
main ubaal ker
dhoop mein sukha
kr laal mirchon k
sath pees ker ketchup
k sath khany se
ulti aa jati hai.
"ZUBAIDA APA K JAN LEVA TOTKE'
